tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-39932202011-07-28T21:09:46.792-07:00Anti-PedophileDedicated to attacking Pedophelia and the Church through the common person's weapon - Mockery!gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.comBlogger121100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-88404646341742049902010-04-09T17:55:00.000-07:002010-04-09T17:56:27.941-07:00The Pope's Blog:Pope Benedict's Bloggefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-67993207179194990522006-10-28T12:51:00.000-07:002006-10-28T13:04:21.630-07:00Scandal Rocks GothamGotham - Investigations continued into allegations of innapropriate messages to teenage boys and a possible cover up by the administration. Commissioner Gordon denied he had any knowledge of innapropriate behavior between upstanding citizen Bruce Wayne and teenage boys. The scandal broke last week when stories were leaked to the press about Wayne and his teenage wards, gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-1127683246776233442005-09-25T14:19:00.000-07:002006-10-19T22:11:50.059-07:00Vatican Expels Gays From Catholic ChurchVatican City - The Catholic church announced its formal policy today to ensure that there are no longer any gay priests within the world's largest christian denomination. The policy is surprising to many and is believed to be the church's latest response to the pedophelia scandal. Vatican Spokesman Lytin Hyslofers described the rationale behind the new gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-1113976882081476112005-04-19T22:59:00.000-07:002006-10-19T22:11:50.001-07:00New Pope Promises to be "Old School"Vatican City - Cardinal Ratzinger, newly elected Pope Benedict XVI, announced that he would be a conservative pope, returning the church to "traditional values". He announced several steps to bring the church back to its traditional nature before everything "went wrong" in his view with the coming of modern society in the 18th-20th centuries. Some excerpts gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-1084597478021170152004-05-14T21:51:00.000-07:002006-10-19T22:11:49.948-07:00Catholic Church To Deny Communion to Some
Rome - The Vatican announced a new comprehensive policy today to deny communion to Catholics whose political views are at odds with the church. The move came as a shock to most Catholics, who never thought of the Church as an institution which stifled dissent or told people how to think.
Church Spokesman Father Throt L. Freathott commented, "There gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-1075924866379416882004-02-04T11:53:00.000-08:002006-10-19T22:11:49.893-07:00Pope Exposes Himself to Young Children
Vatican - Controversy erupted across the media after last week's exposure of the Pope's genitalia during a performance of young Polish breakdancers. Despite complaints of outraged parents, the Vatican is denying the exposure was intentional. Vatican spokesman Father Donatella Nowunn commented, "It was purely accidental. The Pope was caught up in the gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-1069725868499407112003-11-24T17:55:00.000-08:002006-10-19T22:11:49.836-07:00Vatican Offers Michael Jackson Asylum
Rome - The Vatican officially offered asylum to Michael Jackson today. Vatican Spokesman Fr. Donatella Nowunn commented, "It's obvious this poor man is being unjustly persecuted. These type of accusations are always false. We don't condone pedophelia in any form, we just haven't ever seen a documented case of it. Here in Vatican City, Michael could gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-1066420447670998542003-10-17T12:44:00.000-07:002006-10-19T22:11:49.765-07:00Pope to be Replaced
Vatican City - The Catholic faithful were shocked today to learn that Pope John Paul II will be replaced and transferred to a small parish in the midwestern United States. There has been little official comment from the Vatican, but rumors abound that the Pontiff's alleged Parkinson's disease was responsible for the sudden change and the secrecy surrounding it.
Vaticangefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-863007752002-12-19T19:22:00.000-08:002006-10-19T22:11:49.708-07:00The Hoolinet's heartfelt tribute to Cardinal law can now be seen at Cardinal Law
Along with our regular antipedophile parodies:The Hoolinet
Keep mockery alive!gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-857438992002-12-09T12:48:00.000-08:002006-10-19T22:11:49.651-07:00The Hoolinet now has all it's anti-pedophile humor in one easy to read and (unfortuneately) growing section. Check it out! The Hoolinetgefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-856708712002-12-07T23:00:00.000-08:002006-10-19T22:11:49.594-07:00US Launches Attack on Vatican
Washington - Citing a "Credible terroristic Threat" to Americans from a
criminal conspiracy with foreign support, the White House announced a series
of military strikes had taken place against the Catholic Church both inside
and outside the US. Military strikes were launched against the organization's
headquarters at Vatican City as well as against the gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3993220.post-854214792002-12-02T23:16:00.000-08:002006-10-19T22:11:49.538-07:00Newsflash - Boston Archdiocese Declares Bankruptcy!
Boston - The Archdiocese of Boston moved today to declare an official state
of moral bankruptcy. Filing for Chapter 11:24 was a surprise move to many,
although less of one to those who live on planet earth. Citing a complete
lack of moral authority and depleted morality in general, Cardinal Law
announced that the Archdiocese was now in a gefiltehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03181359347156344502noreply@blogger.com0